If having to watch countless children programmes on TV with your little ones isn’t bad enough, Igglepiggle, Upsy Daisy and Makka Pakka have now come to life and are doing a live performance tour around the country. It has been named the ‘biggest family event to hit the UK this summer’ and I’m going to have to sit through an hour of sing-sing with them.

I will have to be bringing some noise reduction ear plugs, not only to drown out the impossible singing, but also the tens of thousands of screaming toddlers. The level of noise that a group of toddlers can come out with can be incredible, I’m sure it could cause some sort of hearing damage, but if it lowers the noise of Upsy Daisy and Makka Pakka amoungst others, my day will be a lot more pleasurable.